Vegas Hal

Posted on November 20, 2009
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Vegas Hal isn't major league douche. Sure he's got the mini-faux popup head. The douchey tatts. The six pound watch. The white belt.

And, of course, apparently tweezed eyebrows. But it's not the sneery punch-worthy kind of douche.

If Vegas Hal bats for the hometeam, I'd simply mark him a gaybag and be ready to dismiss him from the debate.

But Vegas Hal's currying favor with Sexy Sandra suggests faux-gaybaggery, which is, of course, authento-douchery.

I call 'bag.

And now, I will softly rub my flannel shirts from the early 1990s, hum angsty Stone Temple Pilots songs, and dream of brunette boobie marshmallow peeps. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!

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