Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas

Posted on December 5, 2008
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span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds!/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"9. While Santa’s in the house... go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket!/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"8. While Santa’s in the house... replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly!/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!!/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home./spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime"/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections./spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill./spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins!/spanbr /br /span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us buddy!!"/span Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!

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