The 2009 Douchies: Let the Nominating Begin
Posted on November 14, 2009
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The 2009 Douchies are coming. They begin December 7th.
Our two week orgy of excess, heavy drinking, 'bag mocking and assorted hottie lusting where we go through and process what we've learned this year. Where we vote for the best/worst of iconic couplings from our hyper-stimulated over caffeinated media culture, our changing understandings of body, gender, alienation in the age of modernity and really sexy boob reveal.
Get ready. For it's goin' down.
But before we give out the awards, I need your help. As a regular reader, a comments thread veteran, or even a casual visitor to the site, here's where you need to tell me which pics stayed with you. Which hottie/douchey cohabits offer themselves as exemplars of merit. And by merit, I mean poo stain.
Here's the categories for nominations this year:
Hottest Hott
Best Golden Globes
Smells Like Poo
Orangest Orange
Crimsonest Crimson
Most Expensive First Date Hott
Douchiest Hair
Douchiest Facial Expression
Douchiest Hand Gesture
Greasiest Greasestain
Most European Eurobag
Douchiest HCwDB Celebrity Couple of the Year
Most Annoying 'Bagling
The Ricky (aka the "Everybag")
Greatest Crisis of Modernity
Hottest Girl-Next-Door Hott
Bleethiest Bleeth (aka "The Douchebaguette" for the douchiest lady)
Most Innovative 'Bag Maneuver of 2009
Most Likely to be Part of the Permanent Collection of the Guggenheim Art Museum in 2023
Clearest Proof of Natural Selection
Best 'Bag Hunter of the Year (Comments Threads)
Best 'Bag Huntress of the Year (Comments Threads)
Suggest which pics should be nominated in some or all of these categories, or just suggest which pics from the past year deserve recognition. Some categories will be open to voting. Others I'll just give out, since I'm usually drunk and can't add up that many votes.
Feel free to come back to this post if you need more time and enter your nominees/suggestions. But help me out. I can't do this without you. I need you. Anita! Don't go. The plants'll die!
Get your ass ready for the 2009 Douchies are almost upon us. Strap in and strap on, cuz it's gonna be a bumpy moob. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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