Steven King’s The Tongue
Posted on June 23, 2009
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A brief exerpt from Steven King's The Tongue:
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It was late at night that Johnny's tongue came out. Like a tube sock of taint, it would wrap itself around his young, coquettish victims, using only its douchey-ass blue piercing as an eye.
Poor Sally. Before she knew it, The Tongue was upon her. The Tongue moved quickly into her ear canal, sucking her soul into a vat of toxic jerzery.
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