Schmuckhead Says “Eurobags Got Nuthin’ on ‘Mericanbags!”
Posted on August 26, 2009
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What's that? HCwDB of the Week winner Schmuckhead is coming into the ring!! And he looks pissed, Bob. Lets see if we can get a quick interview.
(handing mic to Schmuckhead)
Schmuckhead: I'se brinin' my a-game to take down that Eurofag on Monday!!
Schmuckhead, what do you say to your critics that think you're probably going to get trounced by Smoot?
Schmuckhead: I challenge anyone out there who thinks that to say it to my abs!!
Okay Schmuckhead, tell us then. Why do you think you'll win on Monday?
Schmuckhead: I gots the hotts, bro!! Check my tri-hott ass pear in my first pic. And now, look at this pear right here, licking my abs. I'm a huge freakin' douche, bro!! Even I hate me!!
That's a complex split within your psyche there, Schmuckhead.
Schmuckhead: I have deep fissures in my identity constructs. I blame the external stimulii of a fragmented life.
Monday. The HCwDB of the Month. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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