Reader Mail: South of the Border ‘Bags
Posted on November 30, 2009
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Rodriguez writes in:
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Greetings DB1!
Geographically speaking, I live in the ass of Mexico.
Somehow, Ed Hardy douchery has made all it's way to my hometown, a small city in the Yucatan peninsula. Even though we don't have a derogatory term for them yet, they seem to be multiplying like wet Gremlins.
Alas, the hott is not what you'd call a hott, but keep in mind this is third world hott we're talking about. And, if you do post this, they'll never know. Internet here is for the royal family only.
Greetings and congrats on your website.
- Rodriguez
(p.s. I am Mexican, with a sense of humor and auto-mockery)
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There is a word you can use to describe them, Rodriguez. It's called "douchebag."
However, I disagree on the hott factor among Mexican Latina women. Fiery Mexican hott pockets inspire my minute man to want to partake in their border patrols, and my itinerant migrant workers definitely want to examine their produce.
And yes, that last sentence wins the award for worst comedic analogy of the week. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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