Reader Mail: Hotts Don’t let Hotts Date Douches
Posted on December 3, 2009
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----Hi Douchebag 1!
I have an acquaintance of an acquaintance who has added me on facebook.
She seems like a very nice girl. I think she's either german or polish and suuuper hot. Unfortunately for her, she seems to love douchebags.
I am a heterosexual female, and I feel like your site may be able to cure her of her poor choice in companions. I don't know her well enough to say anything to her myself, and hopefully a post from your site will get back to her and she will see the error of her ways.
All I'm saying is: acquaintances don't let acquaintances swim in the douche pool.
Sincerely,
HC W/O a DB in LA
P.S.- I think a lot of her DB's are euros... is there a clause regarding euro douchebags? I mean, I kind of feel like we made them do this shit. Wait... nevermind Christian Audigier is a euro and it's all his fault.
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You are correct both to note her propensity for Euroscrote, and also the need for collective mock on the internet as the best form of shock therapy to cure her of these poor life choices, HCWOaDBinLA.
Globally speaking, there are three countries responsible for the scrotal plague. America (global douche product hegemony), France (Audigier) and Italy (source Guidosity). Together, these three countries form the Axe-is Powers. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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