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Morris

Posted on June 29, 2009
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Oh Morris.

Your face is like a three day old loaf of pumpernickle rye after being urinated on by feral wolves and then masticated by a toothless billy goat.

Your limp, half-hearted sideways gang sign hand gesture just made a member of the Crips in Compton cry for the father he never knew.

Your kissy lips are a spectral guppy fish sucking the air of future progress out of the ether and converting it to carbon douchoxide.

Poor Caroline.

She just wanted a free drink. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!

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