Joke - Vote for Barack Obama

Posted on November 3, 2008
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span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Brain tumor./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. He'll stall first./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Absentee ballot./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb./spanbr /br /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?/spanbr /span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"A. Professional courtesy./span