Friday Haiku
Posted on November 20, 2009
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Sneery Goose Runner
Almost pulls "Double Shocker,"
Needs index to hold.
Frosted glass at night
In a Seventies basement
Side boob and lip gloss
-- Publius Choadius Naso
Spring Break trip mistake
Got on plane to Russia, oops
Still met bags with booze
-- Dr. DB
Latin goblin bags
Vanilla chocolate goose
Hots drink to endure.
-- The 'Baggernaut
Three hotts in a room
Douchebag Pack encircle them
Forsake all hope, run!
-- Hector, Tamer of Douches
It's Los Stooges Tres.
Left to right, there's Moe, Curly,
and El Carne de Porch.
-- "Lesbian Thermos" Ernie Tubesock
El Chupacabra
turns his back on tequilla
por que, amigo?
-- Douche Wayne Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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