Celebrity HCwDB of the Year: Criss Angel and Assorted Hotts
Posted on December 18, 2008
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Barely beating out Marissa Miller and her human Ass-Pimple husband, it was the homeless scrote, Criss Angel, and assorted Hotts, for the solid victory and the 2008 Douchie. As Levon puts it:
I vote Criss Angel. He trumps these other mega-tools because he has a uber-shitty cirque du soleil show in Las Vegas. He didn't even get one star from any of the critics. NOT EVEN HALF A STAR. Both he and his show blow goats and eat cow patties.
And Anonymous:
Criss Angel...easily. Watching the muppets being raped would be more pleasant than staring at this jackass. The fact that he has a veritable army of Hotts is even more infuriating.
And SkyPork:
There is no contest here. Chrisss Angel has created, from the ether, an entirely new dimension of Douche. The scrotosity we see is only a multi-dimensional shadow cast by Crisss's true form, from a higher plane of doucheal wankism we can't even detect. Nor would we want to.
And Chris in 'Baghdad:
"Criss" Angel of course. He is no angel and does not know how to spell Chris. His whole weird go out is demonically creepy, his bling sucks, but he does nail D list sleazy celebrity hotts with regularity.
Woe is the state of the once classy area of performance magic. From Robert-Houdin to Maskelyne to Chung Ling Soo to this.
Here's your 2008 Douchie for Celebrity HC(s)wDB of the year, Crisss and assorted Hotts. Now saw yourself in half. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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