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Two blondes…

Two blondes are walking down the road. The first blonde turns to the second and says “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Why?”

Bandwidth of sperm

<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = [...]

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Portuguese Rottweiler

Cat on LSD

I kissed a girl…and I got herpes

Awesome Cat!

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