West Side Douchey
PIC DELETEDGee, Officer Krupke, he’s very upset;He never got the love that ev’ry child oughta get.He ain’t no delinquent,He’s misunderstood!Deep down inside him… he’s still a douche.Yup. I was watching Curb again.Ladies, carry on with the hott fondl…
Jake Whatupguy says, “What up, Guy?”
Jake Whatupguy gets asked about his strange last name all the time.Turns out it’s Scotch-Romanian.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
A Sherpa Named Tim
Once, when I was busking for trade in the lower mountains of Peakware near outer Uruguay, I met one of the holy Sherpas from the nearby village.His name was Tim.”Ted? Can I ask you something?” I asked.”My name is Tim,” he replied softly, rubbing his w…
Anthony Peedis Writes In
Hipster Douchefus “Pasquale,” aka “Anthony Peedis, aka Your Saturday Facepalm, (and pictured here), writes in:—-STOP HATEN CAUSE, YOU GUYS GET NO PUSSY!!!!2:18 PMi must be doing something right if you HATERS are talking about me, its thats just one o…
Tim Burton’s “Alice in Mandanaland”
“Not so fast, Jack Scrotington!” said Alice.”Mandanas must be three inches or shorter to ride this ride.”And because nothing says mad hatter punk rebel quite so much as the Mercedes Benz arm tatt.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just…
Reader Mail: South of the Border ‘Bags
Rodriguez writes in:—-Greetings DB1!Geographically speaking, I live in the ass of Mexico.Somehow, Ed Hardy douchery has made all it’s way to my hometown, a small city in the Yucatan peninsula. Even though we don’t have a derogatory term for them yet,…
OJ’s Imp Son Voted
While we’re going with a Fey Orange Guy theme, here’s OJ’s Imp Son, clearly casting his vote while a number of sexy ladies (and one or two questionable ones) wonder why he isn’t paying them any attention.Here’s why, ladies. Imp Son has eye issues.But …
Oompa Manilow
Oompa Manilow and Showgirl Denise just voted in the HCwDB of the Month.Have you voted yet?Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Oompa Manilow
Oompa Manilow and Showgirl Denise just voted in the HCwDB of the Month.Have you voted yet?Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
HCwDB of the Month
Our abbreviated HCwDB of the Month as we make our final selection for the 2009 Douchies has some surprises in store. Here’s your finalists:HCwDB of the Month Finalist #1: Wretch-a-Sketch and JezebelAnd don’t forget Wretch Pic #2.The Wretchster remind…
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