Ask DB1: Is The Grieco Virus Associative?
—-DB1,Can one become a douchebag by association?For example, Bagpoleon has other males that, for some unknown reason, want to be associated with him or be in his presence. Does that automatically make them douches as well? We know second-hand smoke …
Yesterday’s “Westside Douchey” Hopes I Never Run Into Him in Person
—–TAKE MY PHOTO OFF YOUR SITE!!!I don’t know who you are or where you got my pic but if you do not take my picture and all commentary about me off your site I will take legal action against you. And hope you never run into me in person.Sincerely,Wes…
Ask DB1: Surfer ‘Baggin’
—-Dear DB1, What is your take on the surfer dudes who intentionally pull their board shorts down waaaaaaay too low, for the sole purpose of unleashing a Butt Crack Reveal? Who are they trying to impress?I’m inclined to believe that the act is …
The Ab Shellfish
As we gear up for the 2009 Douchie Awards, these two minipud Miamian shellfish wanted to pay tribute to the legend of The Ab Lobster.While Curvy Sue offers superior back arch, and Julian Lennon on the pole wishes his solo career had taken off back in t…
Breaking: Criss Angel Still Out There, Still Douchey, Still Pulling Ridiculous Hotts
The magic words are: Poola Poola Poola.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Arm Rot
I’m pretty sure there was an old Twilight Zone episode about this.A pumped up Vegas Guid (played by Jack Klugman) gets covered with a strange alien fungus only to discover he is, in fact, the real alien fungus, and the alien fungus is really earth.Or a…
Reader Mail: One Douchebaguette For The Road
—–DB1,i get that the site is about the innocent hots getting mugged by the douches, but female douches (“douchebaguettes”) just crack me the hell up.can you give me one really hot but superdouchey hot girl with a douchey guy for the road?- Mayberry …
Kettlehead Collar Pops in Protest
Kettlehead is outraged, OUTRAGED, that he did not win the HCwDB of the Month.He is popping his collar for the next fifteen minutes in protest.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Kettlehead Collar Pops in Protest
Kettlehead is outraged, OUTRAGED, that he did not win the HCwDB of the Month.He is popping his collar for the next fifteen minutes in protest.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
HCwDB of the Month: Wretch-a-Sketch and Jezebel
Our twelfth and final doucheciples has been selected for the 2009 HCwDB of the Year. He is turd and she is blump-belly goodness.
And don’t forget Wretch Pic #2.
The voters speak:
Jacques Doucheteau: Wretch-a-Sketch FTW. If each square inch of tatto…
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