HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1
And so the 2009 Douchies begin. Bring it. Your A-Game. For the Yearly is here.Here’s your HCwDB of the Year finalists for Bracket #1 (of 3):HCwDB of the Year Semi-Finalist #1 (Bracket 1): The Ghoulbag and Tri-HottsThe Ghoulbag was our first Monthly w…
B4-4 Gets Ready for the 2009 Douchies
Because watching crypto-gay greased up Canadian douchewanks teach a young black kid about the benefits of ignoring homeless men in favor of partying on a beach, while singing to him about the importance of reciprocal oral sex, just never gets old.Buy …
The 2009 Douchies Start On Monday
December 7th, 2009.A date that will live in poofamy. Yeah I’m pimping this worse than a cow with rickets trying to dunk a basketball.No idea what that means.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Ask DB1: Use of the term “Hater”
—-Hey db1, quick question for ya,It is basically an unspoken rule that anyone who says or calls anyone else a “hater” is a huge douchebag, right? Like, even if they don’t look douchey, that one spoken term condemns them to autoscrote?Aside from being…
Friday Thoughts and Links
Where’s Santa Claus? On the hottie/douchey horizon.But not before the 2009 Douchie Awards have been fully celebrated.Here’s your Friday Links:You know what would make a great stocking stuffer and holiday gift this season? The HCwDB book, of course.Bu…
Reader Mail: The Kids Hate Ed Hardy
—–O.K DB1,Either you have an illegitimate son here in Philadelphia, or your influence is spreading down through grade school.Here’s a conversation I just heard between two 7 year old boys who were walking home from school as I was heading back to wo…
Don’t Call Them Guidos
Ah, dude, the preferred nomenclature is “Jerz Guid Scrotepud.”Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Friday Haiku
Crowhawk eyebrow wax,Velvet Rick James Superfreaks,Asian Doll’s soul weeps.Dong the Magic PawnHas ship anchor around neckKeel haul douche pirates– Crucial HeadAnyone for hoops?Drop a trey through my ear hoopfor buzzer beater.-noobbagDork flashes west-…
Pietro says “Challo!”
Pietro doesn’t have many overt greasy eurobag signifiers. But you can smell the poopie diaper through your monitor anyway.Vixen Maria is fooled by his charming accent and vague scent of Tuscan butter cremes.Which is really poopie diaper.Yup.Today I li…
Reader Mail: Hotts Don’t let Hotts Date Douches
—-Hi Douchebag 1!I have an acquaintance of an acquaintance who has added me on facebook. She seems like a very nice girl. I think she’s either german or polish and suuuper hot. Unfortunately for her, she seems to love douchebags. I am a heterosexual…
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