BREAKING: Marissa Miller Still Married to Douchepimple

Posted on September 17, 2008
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and future bacon between my lettuce and tomato, Marissa Miller, is still married to a heaping douchepimple.

While this may not constitute "breaking news" like a tsunami or hurricane, it is still worth noting for posterity's sake.

And by posterity, I mean her posterity. Which is round. And pink. And smells like flowers and petunias.

And by noting, I mean laughing hysterically at this clown's Big Top, then yanking off his goofy white watch and throwing it in the Hudson. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!

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