Ask DB1: “The Cosmobag”
Posted on November 17, 2009
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DB1,
I was wondering if you could discuss a new trending topic I've seen sweeping the douchebag nation.
It's something I like to call it the "I'm from NY/LA/Miami/Las Vegas" phenomenon.
It seems to me like the cool thing to do now is for douchebags (AND douchebagettes - they may actually be more guilty of this than your typical run-of-the-mill dbag) to claim that they're "located in" or "are from" a number of big cities where the doucherity flows like wine and the Bleeths flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Am I missing something?
Do dbags have out of body experiences resulting in their presence in multiple places at one moment in time?
Keep fighting the good fight,
-- Saving Private Guido
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What you are referring to, SPG, is the Cosmopolitan scrote, aka "The Cosmobag." Cosmobags attempt a perpetually distracted and constant Blackberry checking 'tude that suggests a perpetual "high roller" travel schedule. This implies untold wealth in other cities (not the one they're in). Multiple homes where they "Run with the Goose" in various sundry party scenarios. That exist only in their imagination.
It is another oblique strategy that marks true douche, and you are correct to highlight its strategic use in the act of nightlife presentation. Be sure to check out more funny pics and funny videos!
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