Dunkin Donut is Divine
What’s Under There?
When they’re not killin, they’re chillin
I’m Batman
Bambi
Such a cutie.
Friday Thoughts and Links
Where’s Santa Claus? On the hottie/douchey horizon.But not before the 2009 Douchie Awards have been fully celebrated.Here’s your Friday Links:You know what would make a great stocking stuffer and holiday gift this season? The HCwDB book, of course.Bu…
Reader Mail: The Kids Hate Ed Hardy
—–O.K DB1,Either you have an illegitimate son here in Philadelphia, or your influence is spreading down through grade school.Here’s a conversation I just heard between two 7 year old boys who were walking home from school as I was heading back to wo…
Don’t Call Them Guidos
Ah, dude, the preferred nomenclature is “Jerz Guid Scrotepud.”Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Friday Haiku
Crowhawk eyebrow wax,Velvet Rick James Superfreaks,Asian Doll’s soul weeps.Dong the Magic PawnHas ship anchor around neckKeel haul douche pirates– Crucial HeadAnyone for hoops?Drop a trey through my ear hoopfor buzzer beater.-noobbagDork flashes west-…