The Long Island Standards
Just your average all suburban stage-1 HCwDB. Standard issue Long Island Choad rubbing up on a standard issue Long Island Bounce Girl. They’ll get married and have standard issue annoying kids that they’ll cart around in CostCo while buying standard is…
Friday Haiku
Gangsta Marilyn,Hollywood nightmare for Cindy,Should’ve stayed in Maine.The Seven Year Itchis what this bleeth will contract.Crab infested faux– the douche is alrightRebellious punksWearing their designer clothesThen listen to Pink.– Crucial Head”I b…
Chason Takes a Break
Because maintaining the Fauxhawk Spike is hard work.Sometimes ya just gotta kick back with the cocktail waitress who works the midnight to eight AM shift on a Tuesday.This may or may not be Brothabag Mason, but I’ve already started drinking, so I’m cal…
Punchy McGee
Okay, I can tell that this stage-1 ‘bags in presence of hott experiment has failed to inspire the creative wordsmithing from the regulars.So here’s Punchy McGee.If this clown don’t fire up your synapses, thereby channeling cultural dissatisfaction into…
Flonzie
Flonzie isn’t doing anything too offensive in presence of sultry brunettes.But do not be fooled. Flonzie is “Average Choad.” Stage 1 maybe, but Average Choad nonetheless.Pouty Tammy on the right, oh how I would lightly but with great emotion powder y…
Freddie Hustler
Freddiy’s a perfect example of the stage-1 Hustlerdouche. Bordering on stage-2 offenses, but with no hand gestures, and no garish tatts/bling, Freddie’s still safely in the 1 zone.You go with your unvarnished wood paneled studly self, Freddie H.Suzann…
Stage 1 Douche Thursday
Maybe it was the microwaved pizza bagels I had last night before I went to bed last night. But I decided that today we’re going to feature some examples of minimal douches.The stage-1 ‘bags.The not-quite nottadouche douchebags, but not quite uberscrot…
HCwDB After Dark
Brothabag Mason says “Yo, faux-peak ain’t just for white dudes! And neither is ass pear!”Maybe so, Brothabag Mason.However, your douche-hair is making an important contribution to the canon. Therefore we need a name for it.I dub thy hair Fro Faux.EDI…
Rick Hunter
The Lonely Purple Balloon
Seriously, this is the saddest birthday party ever.One purple balloon.One pink neckerchief’d potential gaybag.Two delightful homegrown all-American tasty samplings of lapjoy in the foreground. One long necked lickable swan in the background.Yup. I got…
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