The Meatwich
It’s on the menu at the Carnegie Deli, right between the “Jerry Lewis” and the “Joan Rivers.”One slice of prime suckle thigh wedged between two inflated loaves of pumpernickel taintloaf. Add lots of oil, salt and lack of job prospects, and serve on a p…
Fratbaggers at Washington State
—-Hey man huge fan of the website. I’m a junior at Washington State University and we wanted to have a party to not only tribute the website but to make fun of the scrotbags known as frat guys. So we had a party appropriately titled “Frat Happens.”H…
The Butterfly Effect
Nub Voted
HCwDB collegiate pest, Nub, wanted to stop by dressed as a caveman plutonium specialist and bring his slightly embarrassed sorority hott, and vote in the HCwDB of the Week.Who’d you vote for, Nub?It’s kinda hard to tell with your gloved hand gesture, b…
HCwDB of the Month
Like a tasty chocolate truffle covered with moldy ass taint, our four couples each bring a unique angle to the HCwDB experience. But which will rise to the top/bottom?Which will earn a slot in the HCwDB of the Year? That, friends, is up to you. Your …
WHOOOOOAAAA!!!
WHOOOAAA!!!Jerz Guids are funny.(Warning: No hotts for counterbalance, but too funny not to post.)Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
DJ AM Dies
DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein, died last night at the age of 36 of an apparent drug overdose.Don’t know much about DJ AM, other than the fact he was engaged to Nicole Ritchie at one point, and he also dated the ubiquitous Mandy Moore, who would bang a pogo…
Your Saturday Schmuckhead
Schmuckhead and his curvy Ass Pear girlfriend, Claudina, are gearing up for Monday’s HCwDB of the Month.Damn. Way too much exploding human form for a Saturday. I need a coffee.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Friday Thoughts and Links
In honor of Brothabag Mason, a submitter sent me this pic of a genetic Brundlefly cross splicing of Eagle Eye Cherry, El Debarge and Mr. T. Submitter suggested we name him “Mr. D.” I’m on board with that.Nice to see the Brothabags representing this we…
Jacqueline and the Beanstalk
Fe Fi Fo Fum…I smell the pud of a Vegas scrum…Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
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