Category: “Shirts”
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Reader Mail: Chris Brown is a Douche
—-Hello DB1!!I’m relatively new to the site, but I just thought I’d drop you a line and let you know that I think it’s utterly effing GENIUS, and also to make a suggestion.I think you should make a blog about Chris Brown for going all Ike Turner …
The Bleach Baller
Take a good look at this pic, fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses. From star-pecs to bling to undie poke to hat tilt, Bleach Baller is uber-rank. The only thing Bleach Baller is missing are hand gestures and kissy lips. But he still deserves to be hen…
God Bless America
Tooly McFratterson may only be a stage-2 Clownbag, but God Bless American boobies.I stare at them long enough and I see my own future, clouded as it is in ambiguity, existential struggle and paddling her bare bottom with coolwhip and maraschino cherrie…
Caption This Pic
Teddy and Freddy, known about town as the “Scrote Twins,” tried to convince Vanessa that Aussie Rules Football had a ‘simulated masturbation rule,’ which was totally rad.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Bucky’s Acceptance Speech
Bucky: Yo. I gots the Jimi Hendrix shirt on while I cuddle up with Kathy Hott to celebrate our HCwDB of the Month victory, yo. And dig my phat hat tilt! See yous all in the Yearly!EDIT: Props to darksock for catching the beer cans with straws in th…
HCwDB of the Month: Bucky Got Mad Game
Bucky got mad game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott. And he’s gettin’ his party on. And now he got the Monthly.Dr. DB: Lets face it, most of the pics on this site are Paid to Pose hots and guys on the extreme edge of scrote. But Buc…
Solvent Green
Smoot Point
The Cheeto Man pic I just posted was scaring little children (and lacked a true hott), so I took it down, but if you can stomach it, it’s here.Instead, here’s some Smoot Point to ride us into the orange sunset…Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book …
Major League Scrote
Remember when Willie “Mays” Hayes nailed a glove to the wall for every base he stole?This is the douchal equivalent.A hat tilt nailed to the wall for every girl that Willie “Hos” Bros pollutes.Mmmm… ass pear paw prints leave me both attracted and rep…
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