Friday Thoughts and Links
A few points of order as The ‘Stachebagger gears up for Monday’s HCwDB of the Week.This weekend, when I lose the hangover, I’ll be moving Bucky’s Kathy Hott to her well earned place in the Hall of Hott, and bumping Cheeto Man straight to the Closet of …
Smoot Operator
Your humble narrator is pensive on this foggy Friday morn.Maybe it was too many bottles of Thunderbird last night, as I wandered delirious and confused after an angry philosophical debate with a mongoose who favored Nietzsche over Kinky Friedman. Stup…
Ask DB1: “The Murse”
—-Hey DB1,I live in Vancouver which is sometimes referred to as “hollywood north” so while Van isn’t the douche epicenter that LA is, we do get our fair share.I cant help but notice that, along with ed hardy/affliction/true religion jeans/etc many do…
Green Hornet
Friday Haiku
Nintendo time, kids,”Super ‘Baggio’s World: Poo,”Princess Peach, jump high!Vatican revealsNun and Priest makeover showBrought by Ed Hardy– Jean Claude Van DoucheFrosted tipped douchebagCut on arm not deep enoughNext time slice clean through- JustinSm…
Classic ‘Bag Sandwich #45: The “Double Doucher”
A tasty serving of boobie hottie suckle thigh roasted lightly in olive oil, then sandwiched between two slices of poomento loaf.I call it The Double Doucher.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
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Chad believed in a more literal approach to getting through to Danielle.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Ask DB1: Why the Lack of Brothabags?
—-DB1,Speaking of Chris Brown (a huge douche any way you slice it), why do you give so many Brothabags a “nottadouche” pass? You barely feature any on the site as it is. Surely in this world, douchebags come in all shapes and sizes. Why the lack of…
Super Baggio Brother
Heavy is the crotch that wears the crown.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Georg Von Trapp
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