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Morris Action Figure
Get your Morris action figure!!Now with Kung Douche Grip!!(Woo Girls sold seperately)Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Star Nipple
Some star nips cannot be unseen.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
The Tiki Douche
With clockwork certainty, the Tiki Douche can be summoned when the following factors are present:1. A “Bud Light” Totem Pole, mocking all that was once authentically indigenous to Native American culture.2. A Brunette Boobie Hottie with winsome face …
Reader Mail: The Lit Bag
—-Bienvenue DB1,Just have a question regarding men who do not display physical characteristics of douchebaggery (barbed wire tats, mandannas, kissylips, etc.), but in similar fashion feel the need to put on a peacock-display through imaginary verbal …
Ted: The Ultimate Douche Champion!!
It’s not the bling or hat tilt or Affliction shirt.It’s that douche-face. That’s what won him the belt and made Ted the Champion.The Champion of kitchen poo.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
‘Splosionhead the Douchebag Got a Posse
Looks like Saturday’s Splosionhead brought in a whole posse of douchebags to mack on Kimmy and Kelly over summer vaca.There’s enough gel in this group of clowns to freeze a hippo in agar.As to the hotts, Kimmy’s body is glorious.Feminine, yet strong en…
Suburban Pimp
It’s hard out here for a pimp.And by out here, I mean suburbia.And by pimp, I mean Timmy the Clown.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Morris
Oh Morris.Your face is like a three day old loaf of pumpernickle rye after being urinated on by feral wolves and then masticated by a toothless billy goat.Your limp, half-hearted sideways gang sign hand gesture just made a member of the Crips in Compto…
Buster Cherry
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