Jerry O’Connell loves HCwDB
Good work, Cush. You’re forgiven for dropping the comb through the railroad tracks.And your wife is so hott, she makes my psyche ache with longing for the God that never was. I would gnaw through fields of bramble just for the chance to sniff the di…
Kissyface Slims and Lola
Here’s the thing, Kissyface. A D-Neck shirt betraying a beer bottle tatt, just above a middle aged paunch, is not a good look. Embrace your transition into your late 30s. Lola may be trashy, mai tai bar hott trampy sexy, but thems hills call for my L…
The Metsbag
Mets third baseman David Wright celebrates a recent win with a zinfandel, a hottie, and a spikey douche-faux.EDIT: Okay, this guy’s probably a nottadouche, but he gets paid boatloads to throw a baseball and bang hotts of that caliber. But then again,…
The Choadpoo
We’ve seen many examples of extreme cultural douchewankery in presence of the hot chick on this site. But every so often we must remind ourselves of the everyday choadpoo. The douche of genericism that resides on all of our streets and is dating all of…
Connecticut Thugz 4 Life
Yo yo yo.Gonna bend my chick over in my stylin’ new basement apartment moms rented for me while I’se workin’ out that payment plan with my baby momma, yo.Just gots to slap dat ass for a bit, before gettin’ to my new gig at KFC, where I make the mad cas…
Popeye the Scroter Man
For blocking that lineup of tasty olive oyl goodness, and with Aqua Ed Hardy no less, you get a Bluto to the nads, Popeye.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Crisis In the Scrote Zone
—-DB1,Amidst all this talk about “Swine Flu,” I got to thinking. It might be time for a public service announcement.After all, HCwDB is to douche as the Center for Disease Control is to Swine Flu. The Swine Douche trend is a true pandemic….
Yeeeeeeagghhhhhhhhh!!
Gachhhhhhhh!!!This coupling just overpowered me with a douchesplosion of taint.To recover, I need a little more Ass Pear La Plante.Ah… much better.Is there anything Ass Pear La Plante can’t cure? Rickets? Lupus? The Israel/Palestine conflict? Th…
Ass Pear La Plante Ruminations
Over my bowl of Kellogg’s Smacks this morning, I was contemplating the corporeal inspiration of Ass Pear La Plante.In Beyond the Pleasure Principle, Freud describes the two drives that motivate the psyche. Eros, the sex drive, which becomes our motiva…
Xenu Shushes The Crimson Goose
HCwDB of the Week winner Crimson Goose?HCwDB legend Xenu shushes you.For even in the presence of less than A-list suckle thigh, Xenu is more douche than you will ever be.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
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