Toronto Poo Jay
Toronto Poo Jay knows that nothin’ says “bad-ass” while posing in front of the Space Needle quite like arm-hooking your lady with a stoagie in one hand and a “Shocker” in the other.Except, of course, the chin strap + faux.Which means you’re not just co…
Friday Thoughts and Links
Here’s your Friday links as Hall of Scrote legend Xenu poses with a Blonde in a shower stall:In case you had any doubt left about the faux-humble poseur doucheface John Meyer, let there be no more.The Brit-Chick who dumped Prince Harry is orangeReader …
Butt Soft!
What glute through yonder window breaks?It’s the Far East, and Juliet has a great ass.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Gramps Got Game
You go with your Ed Hardy gang-sign flashin’ self, Gramps. Because there ain’t no ring on your finger. At least not since Grandma Bertha passed back in ’02.Buy the Hot Chicks with Douchebags book on Amazon! (Just released)
Is this Pippy?
Is this 2008 Douchie Award Winning Everybag, Pippy along with Sultry Ski Bunny Perfection (SSBP)?Same d-neck outpatient clinic t-shirt. Same smug douche-face and shaved head. And Sultry Ski Bunny still wants me with the same bedroom eyes.Here’s anoth…
Friday Haiku
Awwww, isn’t that sweet.His and Hers Dog-Tags, in caseNight ends in death.Not so big secret.We all know you are balding.Mandana no help.– The DongerWith a shelf like that,Deep-sea divers fall off andClutch for dogtag.– Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce…