Drugs Shaped Like Obama
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Cartoon Characters, President Obama, Videos, drugs, video | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
Drink Canada Dry
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under canada, drink, drunk, dry, nude naked, priceless | Leave a Comment
Drink Canada DryRelated Posts:
Somebody has to go #2
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under #2, Bikini, Shit, funny, girl, sexy | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
Hmmm…Crap, sounds Delicious
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Crap, Doing It Right, Honesty, McDonalds, burger, sign | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under 1 | Leave a Comment
Here's your HCwDB of the Year finalists for Bracket #1 (of 3):
HCwDB of the Year Semi-Finalist #1 (Bracket 1): The Ghoulbag and Tri-Hotts
The Ghoulbag was our first Monthly winner of 2009, back in February.
Often forgotten in the cylone of pudwhack that came down the track in his wake, the Ghoulbag reminds us of rocker douche and all that it suckily entails.
And what of the tri-hotts?
Quality fondle.
Impressive shoulder suckle.
Collegiate giggle pillow fights and talcum powder.
But really it's the Ghoulbag who carries this pic to yearly status. Who the hell makes dual "rocker" hand gestures while wearing grillz, bling, and hat tilt?
A Yearly finalist. That's who.
HCwDB of the Year Semi-Finalist #2 (Bracket 1): Crosshair McJohnson and Leia
A raging guyliner wearing squat turd. Uber-pumped up muscles. And a sweet Latina hott.
Princess Leia Latina Orgaana and the Wookie with the Crosshair were major contenders from the start.
With their run of ancillary pics, here, here and here, they left no doubt.
Crosshair brings the frosted tips of true loaf to the game. Leia brings bitable stomach muscles and pouty lips of Latina fiery hottness.
But what cinches it is the doggie baggin' pose.
Uber-taint.
HCwDB of the Year Semi-Finalist #3 (Bracket 1): Anchor Chin and Raquel
From the moment Anchor Chin and Raquel first appeared back in May, it became apparent that this combination of sleazebucket and curvy princess had what it takes in HCwDB toxicity to go all the way.
Here they are in the yearly, with only one pic to rely on. That's hottie/douchey dialectic.
But also with two very obvious assets at work.
Can Raquel's anchors carry the greased up facial turditude of Anchor C. to an upset win?
The hottie/douchey poobaggery is strong with this one.
Boobs and chin pubes. They could very well make it.
HCwDB of the Year Semi-Finalist #4 (Bracket 1): Bucky and Kathy Hott
Bucky got mad game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott. And he's gettin' his party on. And celebratin'.
And now he's in the Yearly.
From the moment his nuclear fission generating four-dimensional hat tilt ripped a whole in the space/time continuum, Bucky was poised for big things.
With tanned Kathy Hott, she of the glorious smile and tremendous tatines, the HC side was more than spectacularly filled, if slightly douchebaguette, as well.
Kathy Hott had her own party run here and here
But what sends Bucky over the top is the welding gloves.
Yup.
Bucky is Running with the Goose with welding gloves on.
So them's your four, the first of our three semifinalist brackets to anoint our three finalists. Do not melt down from the pressure.
Be calm. Think hot chick. Think douche. Think which of these four couples is the most toxic and therefore the most worthy. And then vote.
Vote like you've never voted before.
Related Posts:
The Master Key for the Master Lock
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Men, Motivational, Women, diamonds, key, lock, sex | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
18 Crazy and Funny T-Shirts
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Crazy, T-Shirts, Trippy, Women, bush, clothes, funny, sexy | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
Rick Astley Nature Reserve Sign
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Doing It Right, Never Gonna Give You Up, Reserve, Rick Astley, Song, sign | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
Motivational: Attack of the Penis
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Guy, Motivational, fattie, penis, poster | Leave a Comment
Related Posts:
No Sex on Slope
Posted on December 7, 2009
Filed Under Doing It Wrong, sex, sign, slope, snow ski | Leave a Comment
Apparently it happens often enough that a sign is needed.
Related Posts: